Check out Finn’s extra corny dad joke to make you laugh!
A corn on the cob walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Wanna hear a corny joke?”
The corn says, “I’m all ears!”
The bartender says, “Okay, but if you don’t like it, I’m going to have to stalk you.”
The corn says, “If so, then I’ll hide in my corn maize.”
The bartender says, “I’ll find you still. I’m an ex-kernel in the military, so it wouldn’t be too hard for me to find you.”
Beckett • Dec 10, 2025 at 4:22 pm
Shucks, that’s aMAIZEing
Phinneas (Finn) Posten • Jan 7, 2026 at 10:29 am
boooooo XD
Bella • Nov 18, 2025 at 4:04 pm
cool joke Finn!!
Phinneas (Finn) Posten • Jan 7, 2026 at 10:30 am
thx bella 😉
Phinneas (Finn) Posten • Nov 10, 2025 at 7:36 am
Me, my Dad, and my Uncle Rob were going to Church one day and I told them the original CORN-y joke. Rob then proceded to add on to the joke, until it this monstrosity of a joke.