New data coming into the Webber Weekly has been telling us reporters that Mr. Watkins, in a jealous rage, is now requiring ALL Webber employees and staff to SHAVE their hair in order to keep their jobs. Our reports say that Mr. Watkins is “Tired of seeing everyone with such luscious locks” while he in fact, has no alleged luscious locks.
Mr. Morris is a big fan and supporter of this act, as he was spotted laughing in jubilation as he watched Mr. Jankow’s hair was shaved off, followed by a “Baldcoming” party. The party was completed with bald cupcakes, music made by bald artists, and free shining of bald heads. Our reporters also say that the party bags included a free Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, a comb with no teeth on it, and Windex spray for shining.
We highly encourage all staff to take precautions and visit their local barber- shave off every last strand if you enjoy your job.
Thank you for reading!
rabeca • May 1, 2026 at 9:53 am
why she look good tho
Angelo DeSalvo • Apr 1, 2026 at 10:54 am
why Miss Young why.
Mario Galvao III • Apr 1, 2026 at 10:54 am
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adviser • Apr 1, 2026 at 10:51 am
Miss Young looks lowkey like a bald baddie.
Serah • Apr 2, 2026 at 3:37 pm
OMG waittttt i see it clock it
Amalya Cook • Apr 1, 2026 at 10:50 am
Your Mr. Clean cosplay is so good!
James Morgan • Apr 1, 2026 at 7:45 am
WHAT DID HE DO TO MISS YOUNG??????