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Coffee: A poem

Celeste
November 2, 2025
Coffee: A poem

Check out Celeste’s original poem!

Hi.

I am lost.

I like coffee.

I drink ten cups every hour.

I was sleepwalking from my coffee.

I walked five hundred miles on a coffee buzz.

I got lost yesterday because I drank way too much coffee.

I decided to use my nose to find some coffee.

I walked very far trying to find the coffee.

I soon found some black coffee beans.

I used my teeth to grind them up.

I got a big coffee buzz.

I walked home.

I am not lost.

The end.

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Celeste
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Which grade are you in? 6th grade. What’s your experience with The Webber Weekly? This is my first year. I’m ready to go! Why did you decide to join Newspaper Club? For fun! What’s a fun fact about yourself?I like waffles. What’s your favorite book? The Ickabog by J.K. Rowling. What’s your favorite thing to write about? Fiction!
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