Check out some dad jokes that’ll make you cringe!
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1.
Joe: I can’t believe a burglar came into my house last night and took all my fruit!
Joseph: Mm-hm.
Joe: I’m peach-less!
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2.
Q: What do you call a pelican that can’t fly?
A: A peli-cant.
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3.
Q: What do peppers do when they get angry?
A: They get jalapeno face! (it might help to say it out loud 😂)
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4.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good, how are you?
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5.
Rob: My other friend Bob tried to annoy me with bird jokes…
Hob: Oh shoot…
Rob: But toucan play at that game.
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6.
Q: What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
A: White Vans.
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7.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank-who?
You’re welcome!
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8.
John: I asked a lemon what he wanted for dinner…
Juan: Uh-huh.
John: …but he just gave me a sour look!
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9.
Q: What kind of tea hits the hardest?
A: Reali-ty.
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10.
Q: What did the health inspector say about the good factory?
A: Satis-factory.
