Fort Collins- Ms. Young on the 31st of March was found smuggling monsters from the land of common-around-the-room-items-planet. This was very surprising because though she passed her background check, the NMICA (No Monster In-Classroom Association) decided she was free to go after she insisted the letter she wrote to the monsters was just a friendly note. The letter read:
☟︎♏︎●︎●︎□︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♐︎❒︎♓︎♏︎■︎♎︎⬧︎︎ ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎□︎❖︎♏︎♎︎ ♍︎●︎♋︎⬧︎⬧︎❒︎□︎□︎❍︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎ ●︎♓︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♒︎♓︎♎︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♓︎■︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♍︎●︎♋︎⬧︎⬧︎❒︎□︎□︎❍︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎⬧︎⬧︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♏︎♋︎♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⬧︎◆︎◻︎◻︎●︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎ ♌︎♏︎♍︎♋︎◆︎⬧︎♏︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♌︎♏︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♓︎♍︎♋︎●︎ ♏︎■︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎♓︎■︎❍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♒︎♓︎●︎♏︎ ✋︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎♍︎⧫︎□︎❒︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ︎︎✌︎︎
Translated to: Hello my friends, I have moved classrooms and I would like to hide you in my classroom as assorted teaching supplies because I want you to be my comical entertainment while I proctor for CMAS (the boringest job in the world). No one will be able to read this because I am too cool for that. Please come on the 30th of March sincerely
Your giggleshmarfur.
-Ms. Young
