Confuzzling truths that will make your brain go “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
- Professor Mcbumblerumter will corrupt Jupiter’s orbital forcefield of lightning. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
- The chupacabra is traveling to Webberler the middle section of the place of educational work. OMG!
- The long, pointy building thing in the place of croissants has been cut into triangular prisms. HUUUUUH?
- The giant green lady holding a stick of fire and a slab of educational paper has taken over the place of tall windowfull stick thingies. WHAT THE WHAT THE?!!!!
- (Said in British accent) In the land of poppins mary there is a massive place called Mahgnikcub palace and it has been taken over by mutant oompa- loompas of wilonka world. Goodness gracious!
Braxton • Apr 15, 2025 at 7:46 am
i’d love to have some crispity crunchy munchie crackerjacksnacker nibbler snap crack n’ pop westpoolchertsershireshire queens lovely jubily delights!!!1!!111!!
Aryia Malone • Apr 15, 2025 at 7:45 am
I have a question
If pineapple + ceiling fan =345678 then what DIREACTION DID TOM COMB HIS PURPLE SHOE
YES
NO
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Francesca Slaughter ╰(*°▽°*)╯ • Apr 15, 2025 at 7:44 am
erm actually being a spectator named chesa is better
Finley Lynch • Apr 14, 2025 at 8:35 pm
Oh no, not the T.M.O.L.! Who would have thought the secret society of Teenaged Mutant Oompa Loompas would be revealed? I can just imagine us singing and dancing in a panic while trying to keep their chocolate factory’s secrets safe! What’ll we do next, start a protest with giant candy bars?
Hazel Hine • Apr 1, 2025 at 7:52 am
THE OOMPA LOOMPAS TOOK OVER THE MAHGNIKCUB PALACE?!?!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF THOMAS JEFFERSON!?!?
Mo ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ • Apr 1, 2025 at 7:50 am
I love being a unnamed oompa loompa chef number 4 with a radioactive rat named ficklegruber who controls my every move
Ari • Apr 14, 2025 at 2:46 pm
Well, being a rainbow haired chicken is better