BREAKING NEWS! Jerry, the resident band troublemaker, finally reveals himself

Fort Collins- Today we had the opportunity for a representative of The Webber Weekly to speak to the resident band troublemaker, Jerry. No one has seen this mysterious leprechaun, but he’s reportedly very small, as our representative had to order a microscopic microphone to speak to him. Here are the questions we asked:

Q: What’s your favorite thing to mess up in the band room?

A: “I love, love, love messing up the board, especially messing with the sound.”

Q: Will we ever be truly able to see you?

A: “Maybe, if your heart truly believes, you’ll be able to see me in your mind,” he winked.

Q: Does all the noise in the band room ever disrupt your house life?

A: “Sometimes, like when I’m trying to sleep. More than a dozen times I’ve dropped dishes in the kitchen just because of how loud all the band students sound!! Sometimes I clap but they never hear me,” he frowned.

Q: Our last question is, how do you feel about the band students?

A: “You all are so amazing, I couldn’t fake saying this. Honestly, it’s lovely.”

He continued on for 20 minutes as his eyes welled up with tears, so we had to cut the interview short. Our representative says it was one of the best 10 hours of his life.