Fort Collins- Warning! There is a chicken nugget man robber on the loose. His name is unknown but people say he had a Barbie suit on. Beware if you eat the chicken- there is a 99.99% chance that the chick man will come out of the food itself for you… to prevent that, you must put your chicken in pineapple for 24 hours or bury in dirt for 50+ years.
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Warning! Chicken Nugget Robber on the Loose!
April 1, 2025
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